I'm a Nerd

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

maliciaous:

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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WHAT THE HELL

dommibear:

wealldraw:


shark smooch comic

MY FAVORITE POST IS BACK

dommibear:

wealldraw:

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shark smooch comic

MY FAVORITE POST IS BACK

  • Baby: M-m
  • Mom: Mama?
  • Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

headfullofpotter:

c0ffee-sh0p:

headfullofpotter:

im gonna marry thor

but theyre making thor a woman now

im gonna marry thor

tagged as → #marvel

joseffu:

imagine being rich and a fan of anime. like, millionaire. want a figure? buy ten. like what a characters wearing one episode? hello personal tailor. want some merch but u cant find anything cool? who cares. pay someone to make some just for u. completely in love with one character? buy a fucking custom-made life sized wax figure. oh man. the dream

  • me: takes five hours to explain pansexuality to someone
  • person: so you're bi
calamity-cain:

childoflightningg:

everything about this screenshot is so in character

i love that Steve retweeted it

calamity-cain:

childoflightningg:

everything about this screenshot is so in character

i love that Steve retweeted it

tagged as → #marvel

meloetta:

bruh-chan…

tagged as → #me

dragonstars:

making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen

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stopstealingmynames:

God bless those people who are INCREDIBLE writers but decide to use those skills to write gay fanfiction