"Just one mistake, is all it will take, we’ll go down in history. You will remember me, for centuries."
"In the end, everything collides. My childhood spat back out the monster that you see. My songs know what you did in the dark."
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so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL
read it here:
oh dear lord
Merry and Pippin are definitely Drift Compatible.
Their Jaeger is named Second Breakfast.
I thought their jaeger was named Treebeard
He’s completely oblivious to all the attention he’s garnering
I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
The next time there’s an awkward silence, try whispering, “Did you forget your line?”
I ADORE THIS.
[clint barton voice] natasha romanoff??? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of natasha romanoff spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of natasha romanoff scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for sam just listen
So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.